English to Chinese Tech/Engineering IT (Information Technology) PHP

For most of us, we learn Python in college along with a few other niche languages we’ll likely never use in the real world. We’re told by either our professors or other noobs that “PHP sucks!”, even though most of them have never written a single line of PHP professionally.
In fact, the very thought of someone writing PHP professionally [hits you totally sideways], like people swarming to worship at the feet of the Antichrist.